***WARNING*** This entry is very sexual and if you don't like it you do not have to read it and can choose to leave my diary. This is the only warning you will get. Don't send me any notes if they are going to be all like "I can't believe that you are that vulgar!" Cause then I will just have to tell you to fuck off. See I'm a pretty nice person, I don't like to say that to...

How do they manage it? Do the rolls of fat not get in the way and overlap the genitalia? (Well, hey, this seems to be a popular topic on Bloop so why not bring it here? My eggs need new views, and this might bring some viewers. As for fat sex, I assume nature finds a way, because elephants and whales manage to reproduce. Of course, there is also the definition of sex itself - because gay...

So I have to wait until October to try and get back in the Navy. That's what the recruiter said yesterday. After being administratively discharged, my best chance for trying to get back in is in October. In the meantime, I have no job, because I quit mine in anticipation of leaving for boot camp. In the meantime, I have been getting calls about student loan payments, my overdraft from the...

8 yrs ago, tonight I was in hard labor... waiting for a ride to the hospital. 44 yrs old. A friend came in his old beat up truck, but he was quite late in arriving, followed by a cop, as his tail lights were burnt out... cop wouldnt allow him to take me... called an ambulance.. while I sat in the truck, breathing thru massive contractions, my water broke.... The rest of that night was a...

My love My hell My darkest day at end Sign your your name In my razor blade diary I smell new grass in the grey morning Dark clouds roll over the cemetery in warning Reading the epitaph like the end of the story book I carve your name in my skin, my razor blade diary I’m floating near where the oceans spill into space Comets fall like gems of fire in this...

It was easier than I thought it would be.   The Ferber Method suggests that you begin with three minutes, and work your way up to ten or fifteen. We're modifiying the Ferber Method, because it doesn't recommend anything like back-rubbing, binkies, or other forms of soothing, and I think it's important to soothe them, to give them a break from crying and let them know they are loved....

My mom 2 me “you are brainwashed and need serious psychotherapy or locked up” HAHA my mom is so funny. I was up patining the chairs and listing to Alex Jones www.infowars.com or www.prisonplanet.com He was on about eugenics and other various topics. Well instantly my mother showed me how closed minded she is and going on about how she can’t stand him becase he is just so...

I am so grateful to be in the country where it is so peaceful. I am so grateful to have food to eat and a roof over my head. I am so grateful to have a car so I can go everywhere. I am so grateful to have a caring hubby. I am so grateful to have three thoughtful children. I am so grateful to have grandchildren. I am so grateful that I am healthy. I m so grateful to have this computer. I...

One year ago to this very day I woke up at 5 in the morning, got dressed and then drove across Lake Pontchartrain to Southern Surgical Hospital in Slidell, Louisiana. There I underwent my surgery. Many of you might recall it was a successful procedure and I was out in three days. Then not two days after my release I was in emergency surgery. No one knew what was wrong, except all along I told...

I would like to start by saying that this whole online diary thing is just facinating to me. A friend of mine shared the idea with me and now here I am...feeling quite ackward to say the least. The whole concept is just so foreign to me...last time I checked diaries were private and you didn't share them with anyone. Now here I am making an entry that the whole world (more or less) can read...